5-2 last week, ohhhh baby. Looks like my daughter gets more than a Hess truck for Christmas. Just kidding, we make a real living. And I’ll heavily wager that if you got a Hess truck for Christmas, you had a divorced dad who forgot to buy a Christmas present for you and had to call an audible at a gas station. So the money came pouring in last week and for the year, I’m 61%. SIXTY ONE PERCENT, THAT’S FUCKING INSANE. AND YOU SHOULD BE TIPPING ME OUT FOR THESE GENIUS PICKS! Feel free to do so at PayPal: Kgootee@hotmail.com
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I like the Saturday night game, here’s why: KC under hits 13/18 at home. KC also under has hit in 4/5 as well as when KC plays LAC, the under has hit 5/7. And LA has hit the under 4/5 on the road and 7/8 games.
Took KC under 47
You know who’s bad? The NY Jets on the road. They got ram-rodded (probably a top 5 gay bar name) by the anemic Denver Broncos. Yes, Josh McCown got knocked out of the game. And who came in, Bryce Petty. I’d rather have Lori Petty or the corpses of Tom and Richard Petty. You know who’s good? The Saints. You know who’s REALLY good? The Saints after a loss. Let’s also add that the Saints have had 10 days to prep for this game after yours truly picked Atlanta to cover against them last Thursday. No Wilkinson for the Jets as he’s truly a piece of shit and probably won’t play a game for the rest of the year. Jets are 0-5 in road games facing a team with a winning home record. Jets are 1-5-1 of late. Saints are 6-2 vs the Jets and 5-1 ATS as home favorites of 10.5 or more. This line is 16.5 and I don’t give 2 flying fucks. The Jets will be lucky to score 10 points but that won’t matter because the Saints are scoring at least 35. And here’s why you should take the under as well. Jets are 6/8 on the road as the under. Saints vs Jets has the under hit the last 4/6.
Take the Saints -16.5 and the under 47
Baltimore Ravens are 7/9 with the over and 5/6 on the road. Cleveland is recently 4/6 with the over. No Jimmy Smith for Bal so this is a quick and easy pick.
Take the Ravens over 42.5
I may be too in love with this team but I think the co-lock of the week besides the Saints is the Rams. After a tough loss, they get Robert Woods back and head into Seattle where the defense is more gored than a tourist who ran with the bulls in Pamplona. The Rams are 6-2 and 4-1 on the road ATS. They just lost a tough one to the Eagles. Seattle of late is 2-4-1 and I see the Rams taking control of the division with a win today.
Take the Rams +1.5
You might be asking me about the game of the day which is the shitbag Pats (And I told you that the Dolphins were covering that game but they go and shock everyone by winning outright, go figure) vs the Steelers. The Steelers fucked me last week by blowing a 2 TD lead and not covering. The numbers SCREAM Patriots, ESPECIALLY after a loss. But for some reason, I think the analysts got into my head and here’s a stat for you. Ben is 6-1 ATS as a home dog. But here are some other numbers to consider: Pats are 7/9 with the under and 5/6 on the road with the under. But when the 2 teams play, they go over 9/13 and 5/7 of late. So I think I MAY take…
The Steelers under 54. This number is climbing and I think the under is the better play but haven’t locked it in. This depends on how I do at 1pm.