If you missed this week’s, “Fantasy Football Jibber Jabber,” you can catch it right here. Catch me next week on Twitch at 5pm under Be Terrific. Fast forward to about 4:30 in for the start of the show.
4-4 last week, meh. Lost TB and the over. Lost Bal and SF over. Fucking Beathard turned that ball over more times than someone on the fix. Couldn’t score more than 10 points in garbage time? I hit Bal under as that Tucker miss solidified the under for me. Hit my lock of the week with SD under and thankfully, Vrabel went for 2 after that late TD. Either way, I was winning that one. Late hits with the Chiefs and my NY Giants brought me to .500. And of course that, “too little, too late comeback attempt but successful backdoor cover” for the Giants. And don’t bother with a butt sex joke, we’ve done them all. Especially all while sitting in a steam room at NY Sports Club. 30-21 on the season which puts me at 59% and better than most Vegas handicappers and MUCH better than the weathermen and weatherladies. Quick would you rather: Land a weatherlady or land an anchorwoman on any of the Hispanic channels? I vote Hispanic anchorwoman. No reason, I think it’s just a slightly higher accomplishment, as long as you don’t land the one that is also cartel member’s girlfriend.
The Lock of the week: I know the Rams just made the Niners look flat out silly last week. Aaron Rodgers is 4-0 when the Packers are getting more than 6. Off the bye, 9-2-1. Allison and Cobb will be back. Rams 6-11-2 last 19 at home ATS. Gonna be a ton of GB fans. So barely a home field advantage for GB.
Take GB +9.5
Facts are facts: Drew Brees is a strong MVP candidate this year. Some people are trying to downplay the revenge factor the where the Lattimore whiffed on a tackle, Stefon Diggs runs for the TD and an insurance company endorsement deal. Saints 4-1 ATS and 5-0 SU out of their last 5. The line went from Saints +1 to now Saints -1.5. Time to wait this out till Sunday as the public has obviously pounded the Saints. Minn 3-5-2 last 10 and 1-3-1 at home. Also, the Saints have went over 52: 6/9, 7/8 vs Minnesota, 8/10 in Minnesota, Minn over 4/6.
I’m taking the Saints -1.5 (Waiting till tomorrow to see what the line ends up) and over 53
The Steelers have been over 6/8, 4/5 at home, Cle under 4/6 and under 4/6 on the road. 8/12 vs Pitt. Plus, Pitt D has let at least 21 points to QBs. 21 is also the number of sandwiches most women order at Primanthi’s, 21 also the number of times they’ve hooked up with their uncles, and 21 is also the number of IQ points those water heads have.
Plunk down some buck on Pitt over 49 (I bought it down to 48.5)
After the Chiefs game sunday night, Cincinatti looked like Houston after her 500 man gangbang. Now they’re home and not on prime time which is key for Andy Dalton. He’s like A-Rod, showing up when there’s no pressure but shrinking when the spotlight is at its brightest. No Gerald McCoy and Kwon Alexander on defense for TB and boy, does Jameis “One Star Uber Passenger rating” love turning that ball over. That fruitcake screwed me out of that over last week with all of those turnovers last week vs Cleveland. Cincy 6-3 ATS of late and 5-2 at home. Bucs 2-11 SU on the road.
Grabbing the Bengals -3.5
Seattle one of the best rushing the ball, Detroit one of the worst defending the rush. Seahawks off a bye and getting 3 points? Heiiidy HOOOOOO.
Taking the Seahawks +3 and their obnoxious fans.
Colts flying west to facing the Oakland Raiders who are in flat out, “selling anything not nailed down” mode. Apparently, Derek Carr isn’t crying, YOU’RE CRYING. They traded away Cooper who wasn’t really doing anything all that special anyway and Lynch is on IR. Now I ask you, where are the points coming from? Jared Cook? I’d rather have Jared from Subway. Raiders also 2-13 ATS against teams that have a bye the following week.
Take the Colts -3
Bears have Mack listed as questionable. But where are the Jets getting their points from? All of their WRs are out: Enuwa, Robbie Anderson, and Wayne Chrebet all out for the Jets. They signed Richard Matthews and who cares? He couldn’t stay on the Titans roster? Jets 2-5-1 on the road. 0-4-1 in Chicago. Bears 11-4-1 at home. I know the Bears haven’t laid more than a TD in well over 5 years but again, where are the Jets getting their points from?
Take the Bears -8 but going to wait till kickoff to see the number.
Speaking of teams that are else selling their body parts for science, the Giants are home and that will be the last game of the year I attend. As much as I enjoy the randy talk and spirited menu fare of my buddy, I can’t stomach the thought to pay to see this team nor freeze my ass off any more this year. Giants trade Eli Apple and his annoying mother to the Saints (no big deal) and Snacks Harrison (huge deal, #1 run stopper in the NFL) to Detroit. Washington escapes with a win against Dallas and Jason Garrett’s ability to fuck up a glass of water. Washington 4-2 ATS of late and I know the history favors the Giants but I’m going against a team almost ready to bench their QB.
Take the Skins -1
The Niners just got smoked. I don’t feel like going to a full handicap except that from one of my favorite gambling podcasts, RJ “Mushmouth” Bell’s Vegas dream preview, all of the guys love the Niners because the Cardinals stink and the last time they faced each other, the Niners lost but were +5 in turnovers. They rebound against an awful Josh Rosen with turf toe. 4 likes from those sharps are enough for me to like it too.
I hope you appreciated last week’s video with my buddy, English Jonny. I hope you are able to look past the 3-3 weekend I had last week. And I really hope you didn’t take the Giants under on Thursday night. What timing, the MINUTE the game starts, it stops raining. Which brings my total to 21-15 for the year, 60% for the year. Which makes me better than most of you at this. And if you want to hear who the Cold Cash/Hot Trash fantasy plays are for the week, check out my show on Twitch! It’s called, Fantasy Football Jibber Jabber and we usually are on Fridays at 5pm. We also have it in podcast form on Libsyn and very shortly, Spotify and iTunes. So let’s get to this week’s FREEEE money picks!
Sometimes, the numbers blast you in the face with such force that you can’t help to ignore them. Sometimes, these numbers force you to ignore other numbers and trends that have proven over longer periods of time. Ben Roethlisberger stinks on the road, we all know that. But did you know that Ben is 21-5 SU in the state of Ohio and 21-8 ATS? They’re in Cincinnati, back to the scene where Ryan Shazier got pretzeled. Oh yeah, we’re getting 2 points on top of it? Sold. Ben and the Steelers are coming around and yes, even the D finally closed its legs and stop letting everyone take a turn coming inside. Cincinnati has had SEVERAL lucky wins: Indy, ATL, and last week against Miami. I think this is the week their luck runs dry like Cloris Leachman’s privates. This case in point brought to you by: Alabama fans. If there’s a Caribbean island that needs people wearing Oakley glasses on the back of their neck while wearing flips flops in the pool, it’s Alabama fans or it’s nothing!
Take the Steelers +2
The Rams couldn’t be hotter. But last week was the first week they didn’t cover in Seattle. What does LA have trouble with? Keeping the homeless people from shitting all over the place. Fuck, I should’ve worded that differently. What do the RAMS have trouble doing? Stopping the run. Chris Carson ran for over 100 against them last week. What does Denver do well? Run, they’re #2 in the league in rushing attack. Oh, Cooper Kupp and Brandon Cooks are in concussion protocol. Warm weather team coming into the Rockies…into snow?? Yeah, they’re going to run the ball. I don’t see the Rams having those receivers rush into crazy action or snap counts. The number is perfect so I’m going to toss out all the recent stats showing that Denver sucks of late. Especially the 1-6-1 ATS line at home. But Denver is 6/9 under at home. And Den is getting 7, a perfect number. If they’re down, they could back door it late or even keep it close throughout.
Take Den +7 and under 50.5
The Falcons are just bad on defense, like really bad. Like, as bad as that movie, Tag. DON’T watch it, I didn’t even smile once. Well, right when I turned it off I did. Then I realized I wasted 95 minutes of my life. Then I went back to frowning again. This week, the Falcons get the Bucs at home. Jameis Winston is back after his suspension for touching an uber driver. Have you ever had an uber driver that you just felt the urge to cop a feel? Most of my uber drivers look like Carl Winslow so that’s a no for me. I know I’m ignoring how the Bucs may be statistically better. But goddamnit, I just cannot see them losing AGAIN and to a Bucs D which is as bad as that film, Tag. Yep, that film is so bad, I referenced it again. The number is right and I’ll be shocked if these idiots cannot cover 3.
Take the Falcons -3.
Lastly, Tennessee is 5-0 ATS at home, 7-3 overall. They were a dropped TD away from covering and winning last week. This is Baltimore’s 3rd straight road game and teams are 42% ATS in covering when it’s their 3rd straight road game. Tennessee has a solid defense so I’ll take the home dog.
I gotta see how I do today but I kinda like the Pats getting revenge tonight at home against the Chiefs and tomorrow’s GB over 46.5 When Aaron Rodgers calls out their conservative play calling, expect points. And I think the Niners will be chasing points which can help achieve that over.
Some weeks you’re the hammer, some you’re the nail. Last week, I went 3-5 (technically 3-4 because I didn’t get the Pitt pick in so I saved a few bucks). I lost on Houston (Hey Deshaun Watson, when you have 14 seconds left, don’t scramble around while looking for an open receiver. Throw it away and give the kicker a shot.) I lost on Philly who let Fitzpatrick go all Fitzpatrick over them. The Giants offensive line let Dallas defense gangbang Eli Manning. However, the Giants didn’t score and neither Dallas so the under hit. The Jets under also hit and the Chargers forced Vontae Davis to quit in halftime in their easy cover. I also took the Seahawks on Monday night who took a colossal dump on themselves against the Bears as Russ Wilson threw a pick 6 when on a potential game tying drive late in the 4th quarter. So last night, 9/20, I took the Browns under 41 against the Jets. Amazing how I had to sweat that under out for so long as Tyrod and Darnold did their best impressions of kids with no arms trying to play jai alai. But then Baker Mayfield comes in, wins the game, and unlocks the Bud Light fridges for the city of Cleveland. And just for one evening, everyone in Cleveland enjoyed themselves and forgot how ugly everyone is in that town.
So 1-0 to start this week, let’s get you (and me) more freeeeeeeee money.
Carson Wentz is back this week and I think he’s going to look like Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy. The Eagles definitely rushed him back and it’s going to show. Wentz is going to be treated with kid gloves and he’s without a ton of options: Jay Alai is probably out, no Alshon Jeffrey, no Mike Wallace. They’re going to hand it off a lot and keep him safe. The Colts come in after beating the Skins and Luck still isn’t airing it deep yet. I don’t see this being a high scoring affair and the stats back it up: 9/10 have went under for Indy and recently 5/5 have went under for Indy. Philly also has been an under machine, 5/6 at home were under. And Philly is still perfect as a garbage town with garbage fans.
Take the under 47 and the Colts + 7.
Like “men” who play Pokemon go, they don’t score. You know who else doesn’t score? The NY football Giants. Eli Manning’s offensive line is like Ray Liotta’s face. Full of holes and hard to watch. I learned my lesson, again, about betting them as I thought they would show up against Dallas. Houston finally comes home but they’re not lighting up the scoreboard. They floundered in NE and Tennessee. Giants are 5/6 with the under on the road and 8 of their last 9 under. Houston also on the under train, 6/7. I think the Giants are going to cover 6 this week but I’d rather lay my money on a sure thing; which is your wife after a few too many Long Island Ice Teas what she tells you is her,
girls’ night out”. But I’ll settle for the second best lock.
Take the Giants under 42.
Home field is usually 3 points in the NFL. So you mean to tell me that if the Packers played the Redskins on a neutral field, they’re an evenly matched team? Right now, Aaron Rodgers is listed as questionable but it’s not the usual questionable. He didn’t practice all last week, deemed questionable, but played on Sunday. Rodgers hasn’t practiced all week and is again on track to play on Sunday. The Skins are banged up and aren’t exactly lighting up the scoreboard; 9 points against the Colts and 24 against AZ. Rodgers admits the knee will be tough to heel. Speaking of healing, nothing worse than dealing with A) a blister on your foot B) burn on the roof of your mouth or C) getting into a salt water tank with an exposed hemorrhoid. Washington is recently 5/5 and 4/5 with the under at home. There’s a chance of rain but a better chance of this game going
GB Under 45.5 but hold on to see if it climbs by Sunday.
The Bengals made the Ravens look worse than the Baltimore school system. No Joe Mixon so I’ll wager they air it out more; especially with PPR sensation, Giovanni Bernard now the lead back. 10 days to plan out how to gash the Carolina defense. And Carolina is 7/10 over at home. Carolina just lost in a shootout to Atl and Cincy has put up 34 in each game this year. Let’s hope there’s a “hurricane” of points in Carolina on Sunday.
Take the Bengals over 44
The Saints have been more disappointing this year than the last season of Entourage/Entourage film/Ballers. Smell a theme? Yeah Marky Mark, I’m talking to you, Mr 22 Mile. Jesus, it must be great not to have to read a script in the last 10 years when they offer 25 million plus a film. Brees on the road? Meh. Brees on the road in a dome, I’m tumescent. A banged up Julio Jones, although he’s practiced this week, but other key players on the o-line and D are banged up for the Falcons. Saints 13-5-1 on the road and 4-2 vs ATL. But to me, this is a, “if not now, when?” game for the Saints. They need a convincing road win and this is the time.
Saints +2.5 (I Bought the .5 point to +3)
SF is on the road in KC this week. Do I think Jimmy G can backdoor a cover and then backdoor his porn star gf? Easily. The KC defense is sloppier than a Kansas family of 5 taking down a Golden Corral buffet after sunday church. SF is 7-3 ATS on the road and KC let Pitt right back into the game after going up 3 scores early. No other pithy jokes or observations here.
Take the Niners +6.5 (I bought the half point to +7)
And since I’m tired of analysis and jokes for the last pick, the Raiders fly 3000 miles to play in 90 degree heat and give another lackluster performance. And it’s your typical, west coast flies east to play a 1pm game.
Go with the Dolphins -3 (I bought the .5 point to -2.5)
The NFL is by far the hardest league to consistently pick winners. The best handicappers are 55% and your boy is currently 54% for the year. Who the fuck would’ve thought Denver would’ve lost OUTRIGHT to the Giants? That screwed a ZILLION people (hand in the air) in their suicide pools. And who would’ve even contemplated the Falcons would lost OUTRIGHT to the Dolphins. At home. After a bye? Jesus H Christ, this gets zany. Oh wait, let’s talk about this past Thursday’s Oak/KC game? Chiefs laying 3 but the Raiders drive the field late. Raiders on the 1 and then get called for pass interference, back em up 10 more yards. Time for just one more play and what happens next is just stupid: Carr throws incomplete but hold on, defensive holding. Can’t end the game on a defensive penalty so here we go again. Another incomplete pass but deja vu inserts itself with ANOTHER KC defensive holding penalty. Carr gets one last shot at redemption and the third time is the charm as he finds Crabtree for the TD. Point after is good, Oakland wins by 1. If you had KC (I had the under, that shit was toast by the middle of the 3rd quarter), you developed an ulcer. If you had the Raiders, you must have been balls deep in a leprechaun while Kate Upton motorboated you at the same time. And if you plan on motor boating Kate, do it soon as she’s going to hit the wall in about 3-5 years. She has Anna Nicole Smith part 2 written all over her.
3-3 last week so a push for the week sans the vigs. As I mentioned, I took the Oak under and lost so it puts me at 0-1 this week. Let’s right this ship with some winners.
Can you make an argument how the Colts can win or cover 3 against the Jags. Me neither and that’s why I really like Jacksonville in Indy this week. Fournette hasn’t practiced all week but they’re saying he still may go. And even if he doesn’t, I’m still confident that D can shut down the Dolts. Ivory is very capable of gashing that awful defense. Some numbers to back up my statement, sure. Jax is 6-3 ATS in their last 9, 5-1 on the road, and 4-1 ATS vs Indy. Sound good? I think so too.
I like the Jaguars -3
Deshone Kizer is back behind center. I think Cleveland has had more quarterbacks in the last 20 years than Jenna Jameson has taken dicks on camera. Cleveland has put up over 20 ONE time this year. Tennessee has put up over 20 3/6 times this year. Cleveland has a pretty good defense. Can you see this game 24-21? Best case scenario, which is great because the under is 46. And let’s end this handicap with one last statement. Cleveland has gone under at home the last 5/5. Good enough for me…
To take the under 46
One of the bets I didn’t put in that I should have was taking the Bears getting 6 against the dumpster fire Ravens. Those same Ravens now travel to Minnesota who admittedly are a bit banged up on WR. Diggs is out and Michael Floyd left early in last week’s game. But the Vikings have a rock solid D and (Mike Francesa voice), “Let’s be honest, ok? I’d ratha see the new Madea Halloween movie than trust Joe Flacco on the road, ok? Here’s da Mink Man, back afta dis.” Balt 3-7 ATS out of their last 10 and Minn 4-1 ATS at home. Sometimes the best bets are the ones that require the least amount of thought.
Take the Vikings -5.5
Green Bay plays at home against the Saints who have been lighting it up when it comes to the over, home or away. GB has also been a lock for the over at home. But let’s bring up 3 facts: The Saints have an improved (could it have gotten worse?) defense. I mean, we’re still used to see a Saints defense getting exposed like a freshman sorority girl, begging for beads on Bourbon Street. They gave up 38 last week but 2 of which were a pick or ST TD. The previous week, they held the Panthers to 13. But 2 weeks before, they shut out Miami (NBD, I get it). Next which is the obvious, no Aaron Rodgers. And finally, the forecast calls for a good amount of rain leading into game time. Is Brett Hundley going to put points up? In the rain? Against an average defense? He did throw 3 in Minn last week. I’m going to monitor this one solely based on the weather and IF the rain does indeed come through, I’m taking.
GB under 47
I like mixing up routines, vacation spots, and when I was single, women. But now the few constants I love are steak, teams that stick to their trends, and winning free money from said trends. That being said, let’s investigate another routine which I exploited a couple of weeks ago with the Jags. The Rams have been to London several times already. They stayed in Florida this week to prep for their trip across the pond. They had some great fluky TDs against the Jags last week (one of my winners) and now they’re 3.5 point favorites against the Cardinals. Cards just blew the doors off of an awful Bucs D and Jameis Winston’s shoulder. They brought in the smartest (on paper) QB, Fitzpatrick, who is everyone’s favorite guy to bet against and he actually cut the lead down with the help of a pick 6. But the Bucs lost (one of my losers) so the Cards got off the schneid. I barely trust Carson Palmer and if you think I trust him when his body clock is 8 hours off schedule, you’re insane. This game gets ugly, like the Brits’ smiles and food creations.
Take the Rams -3.5
AFC Central matchup this week, Bengals vs Steelers. Or as I call it, two towns of women that resemble a grilled cheese sandwich with Rosie O Donnell’s face. Bengals off the bye and the Steelers are home after stealing one in Kansas City with an amazing circus TD catch and run for Antonio Brown. The line is MUCH too high for a division game, as these games are usually decided by a FG. The history is against Cincy in Pitt but 5.5 is just too much; especially since the Bengals have gotten their shit together recently offensively as well as always having a decent D. And I’m also quite inclined to take the under as Cincy/Pitt have been so 7/8 last times in Pitt. Cincy also has been under 5/6 on the road. But I’m waiting to see till tomorrow (this article was written on Saturday night) how that line moves. However, I’ve already locked in…
Here are a few games that I’m debating about taking tomorrow but seeing how the line moves:
Pitt under, SF, Denver, Pats and over,
Anyone have the Chiefs or the over on Monday night? I hope you take your profitable asses and stick your heads in a blender. Cause I put up 145 in fantasy football last week and LOST because the guy I played had the fucking KC defense. On a fucking backwards pass. On the last play of the game. Boy, imagine if you had Washington and the under? You were EASILY counting that money and buying shit on Amazon or double ended dildos, just as a gag gift to sword fight with your buddies. Next thing you know, you got dildos in the mail which reminds you how you royally got fucked in the ass. This HAS to go in the gambling hall of fame story as the luckiest bet/baddest beat ever.
I mentioned profitable above and that’s the perfect description that fits me last week. Your boy only had 3 picks but guess what? All 3 were WINNERS. I did take TB and the under this week. The under on cruise control but let’s talk about TB. Cameron Brate dropped a TD that went right into his belly. 3 plays later, missed FG by Nick “Cuntface” Folk. He missed THREE FGs, which makes me wish a colony of fire ants takes residency in his urethra. Bucs score late, giving me the backdoor cover. Great…until they don’t get the onside kick and Gostkowski pulls his anti-Cuntface Folk impression by drilling a 48 yarder. Lose by .5, awesome. So we start this week at 1-1 and let’s go to the videotape!
Every year, there’s a team that you just hold onto because they do nothing but cover or hit the over/under. Last year was my NY Giants under. This year for me are the St Louis Rams. They’re 2-2 ATS but 3-0-1 on the over. Rams are 5/6 on the over and 4/5 at home. Seattle are 4/5 on the road. Seattle finally found their offensive groove against the Colts and the Rams are just lighting up the boards. Seattle D still isn’t what it was and the Rams can score. I’m debating about taking the Rams -1.5 because Seattle is 0-5 ATS on the road. Also, 3-7 ATS when playing the Rams. And that goes back to Dog Dick Jeff Fisher coaching them. Why is it -1.5 when the Rams are home? Shitty home crowd? Overreaction from the bookies? This opened at a pick em and I’m sure that the public is going to drive up the price.
I like the Rams -1.5 but I LOVE the over at 46
Dallas lost at home last week (Good, fuck them and their bandwagon fans. And oh yeah, Rams over hit last week. No need for flowers, just send a cut of your winnings) and now GB comes into town. GB with 10 days to prep and Davantae Adams passed concussion protocol. Who do I think will win? I think Dallas gets redemption but will I be laying hard earned dollars on them? Probably not being that Dal is 3-8 ATS and 2-6 at home. ESPECIALLY against with Rodgers and 10 days off. What does that mean to me? POINTS. Lots of them. 53 is the number, no problem.
Take GB over 53
What wins by KC and Hou last week. Houston destroyed the Titans so badly that Denzel won’t be able to remember them. KC is very good and they’re in Houston this week. How good is KC? Good but not good enough to go undefeated. The Texans are 9-2 SU at home so why does that matter? The game is a pick ’em. I think the Texans are rolling and have something special. KC played Monday night so we’ll see if they’re lacking a little. It’s time for their first loss and Hou is just moving right along.
Take the Texans at a pick ’em
I’m not feeling as strong about these next picks but kind of like them:
I hate betting the Eagles because A) I hate that town and B) Every time I bet them, they fuck me. But goddamnit, Arizona is checking a LOT of boxes this week: Carson Palmer is the most sacked QB. AZ cannot run the ball. AZ also playing an East Coast team at 1pm. And AZ just lost their best LB, Golden, to injury. Zona 1-4 ATS in their last 5. Philly 5-2 in their last 7 ATS and 6-3 at home. And I have them as my suicide pool pick this week. Watch them lose 27-21 at fuck me twice but man, they have to cover for me one of these days.
Take the Eagles quickly at -6.5 before it goes up.
The experts are saying Baltimore is so bad that they’re taking the Raiders with EJ Manuel as QB. I’d rather have Emmanuel Lewis as my QB than him. I just cannot see the Ravens who have been smoked 2 straight weeks losing for a 3rd. And you’re getting 2.5 points with the Ravens? Boy, this is a statement game when you’re facing a banged Raiders o-line?
Take the Ravens +2.5 and cross your fingers. If it gets to 3 or more, I’ll take them.
Fantastic rebound last week! 3-1 as the Pats, ATL over, and KC under hit. Lost the GB-Dal under bet but I’ll take a 3/4 weekend any time.
This is usually a depressing weekend as this is the last day with multiple games on the slate. 2 weeks and then the Superbowl, which is more of an event than a game so enjoy today!
Aaron Rodgers has been out of this world, singlehandedly carrying his team throughout the season and the playoffs. That throw to Jared Cook to set up the FG, wow. They enter the Georgia Dome, which is hosting its last game ever. Matt Ryan and the high flying Falcons (pun intended) have lit up the scoreboard like Leo DiCaprio at a Hooters audition. Julio Jones is a bit dinged up. Aaron Rodgers and some of the Packers had the flu this week. That’s why the line jumped up today. Looks like Jordy Nelson and Davonte Adams are a go. Everyone loves the over and that’s at 61, 61! Second highest o/u in the history of playoffs. I think the Pack grinds the clock down with dinking and dunking, keeping the ball out of the Falcons hands as long as possible. I also think you should never bet against Aaron Rodgers, even if he develops leprosy. Matt Ryan gags it up in the big spot and the Pack are the team that’s on that magic carpet ride that usually goes on to win the Superbowl. Aaron Rodgers and I’m getting 5 points (now 6!)?
I’m taking the Pack and the points. I may go with the under if it gets to 62…
2 of the worst things possible happened this past week for the Steelers. The Pats had a lazy (yet covered the -16) win over the Texans. You know Bellichek kicked their asses in practice this week. You think Tom Brady went home happy with 2 picks in that game? He probably sent Giselle to Washington to march so he could get more time in practice. And then Antonio Brown stupidly airs the locker room talk from Tomlin? That’s been on the Patriot’s bulletin board all week. Both of these factors have awakened the sleeping giant. Bellichek ALWAYS takes away the best player(s) so the Pats will be keyed on Bell and Brown. Let’s also consider how Ben and the boys fare poorly in Foxboro, 1-3. Ben has as many TDs as INTs in NE, not good.
I’m taking the Pats -6: Brady and the boys win by double digits